"Battle of the Bands" by Anonymous

"Plucked the slap bass right out of the air and swung it hard, hardlined that joker across the jaw with a two-four in the key of D minor! Recovered with a pipe organ facesplitter he did, throwin' sixteenth notes times five straight through my grand staff. Managed to pop down and use two to strike a harmony, but the rest cut me knee deep and I had to let out a little vox. He didn't like that one bit - no he didn't - he came back around again with Toccata in D Minor to match my slap D and he hit me free from where his double time had pinned me down (note that my tail coat still had room to sing). I slinked back up all legato and turned to staccato bash his mad pipes with some taps, and I succeed to please. Bellows turned to fire as he flipped up an accordion next, and we stepped it up to allegreto before long. A nice clean E major triad flew from his right hand and I ducked with a fretless melancholic riff. They fused to craft some kinda symphony, and I threw that slap bass right back to where it floated last. Caressed a synth and pulled the plug."