"Untitled" by Anonymous

Gears grinding and biting, chewing up the innards of slow-moving massive robot tanks. Metal plates looping 'round and 'round, flattening ground and leaving indents, giant jacuzzi-sized indents. "Enough room for you and all your buddies! The best beer on tap, the best sports on the big screens!" Terraforming the soil of another planet, making this one livable for destructive, insane cowards and crinklers of cash. "All hail the power bill! Looks like a peso, spends like a dollar!" Hard and shiny teeth, tearing tangles of vines, devouring anthills the size of Kilimanjaro, mashing organic matter into potato pancakes. Tasty potato pancakes. The appetite of an overactive violent mind can consume whole planets per day.